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10 Life Lessons: “From Dusk Till Dawn” Edition

I remember going into the theatre to watch this when it came out. I knew very little about it, other than Tarantino was involved. It was a must see for me. The movie had lots of great dialogue, some action, and a killer action/crime story. I was digging it. And then, without warning other than a character actually going “What the fuck?” the vampire carnage started.

Many people dislike the dichotomy of “From Dusk Till Dawn,” but for me, it kinda represented a perfect imitation of life. You’re going on this path, thinking this is what’s gonna happen, and BAM! suddenly life throws you a giant fucking curve ball and says, “Hit that, motherfucker.” And either you do, or you die in some way.


10) “Does anybody know what’s going on here?”

09) “Everybody, be cool. You, be cool.”

08) “Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don’t they?”

07) “Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me. Please?”

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06) “I may be a bastard, but I’m not a fucking bastard.”

05) “Well, it’s been one long goddamn hot miserable shit ass fucking day every inch of the way.”

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04) “Well, that is a matter of opinion, and I do not give a fuck about yours.”

03) “Your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better or you are going to feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.”

02) “Fight now, cry later.”

01) “Momma’s got nothing to say. She’s dead.”

10 Life Lessons: “The Terminator” Edition

Most people prefer T2 to the original “The Terminator” and I happen to be one that disagrees with that sentiment to my very core. T2 fucked itself in the first ten minutes or so, and if it were a Spartan baby, they’d have thrown it to the wolves. However, that’s a discussion for another time.

Right now, enjoy these 10 Life Lessons from Sarah Connor, Kyle Reese, the unfortunate gun salesman, an equally unfortunate street punk, an old wrinkled Mexican guy, and the Terminator.


10) “There’s a fifteen day wait on the hand guns, but the rifles you can take right now.”

09) “Then why am I talking to you? Who is in authority here?”

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08) “I didn’t build the fucking thing!”

07) “Pain can be controlled. You just disconnect it.”

06) “He said there’s a storm coming in.”

05) “Fuck you, asshole.”

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04) “Do I look like the mother of the future? I mean, am I tough, organized? I can’t even balance my checkbook.”

03) “Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?”

02) “Why me? Why does it want me?”

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01) “You’re terminated, fucker.”