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Dress Up Your Pet Day…

In other words, no. Just no. Put yourself on the No Train to Fuckthatville.

I don’t care if it is Dress Up Your Pet Day, please, for all that is good and wholesome, do not dress up your pets. Remember when you were a kid and your parents dressed you in those ridiculous outfits? Yeah, that’s what you’re doing right now to your pet.

And before you say, “Chris, it’s just a [enter whatever here].” I’d like to point out that [enter whatever here] isn’t a dolt. It’s a living, breathing creature and it feels pain, gets scared, angry, and yes, even embarrassment. If you don’t believe me, then you’re not paying enough attention to your [enter whatever here] family member.

Change that. Now. Or you’ll end up with this…