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Reality Check

Hey folks, I don’t do this often, but I see it gearing up already, so please keep this in mind as we enter into the silly season of politics.


None of them have your best interests at heart. Not Bernie, nor Hillary, Teddy, Marco, Trump, or Kasich… not a fucking one really cares about you, me, our kids, or this country.

So, sure, vote your conscience in one of the truly great “lesser of two evils” elections, but try not to force feed your candidate’s bullshit down anyone else’s throat. Try not to be that person, try not to be a dick. Be kind, listen, and appreciate your fellow non-politician’s opinion.

Why? Because, honestly, I know who’s more apt to give you $20.00 when you need it. It’s your friend, the one who doesn’t support your candidate, but who’s been with you for so and so many years now, not that asshole candidate you’re so ferociously supporting right now.

We’re in this together, and those people running for office or already in office? They’re in it for something altogether different.

Dress Up Your Pet Day…

In other words, no. Just no. Put yourself on the No Train to Fuckthatville.

I don’t care if it is Dress Up Your Pet Day, please, for all that is good and wholesome, do not dress up your pets. Remember when you were a kid and your parents dressed you in those ridiculous outfits? Yeah, that’s what you’re doing right now to your pet.

And before you say, “Chris, it’s just a [enter whatever here].” I’d like to point out that [enter whatever here] isn’t a dolt. It’s a living, breathing creature and it feels pain, gets scared, angry, and yes, even embarrassment. If you don’t believe me, then you’re not paying enough attention to your [enter whatever here] family member.

Change that. Now. Or you’ll end up with this…