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National Kazoo Day…

There’s nothing I can say about National Kazoo Day that isn’t said in the videos below.

Enjoy, Brownies…




 

Dress Up Your Pet Day…

In other words, no. Just no. Put yourself on the No Train to Fuckthatville.

I don’t care if it is Dress Up Your Pet Day, please, for all that is good and wholesome, do not dress up your pets. Remember when you were a kid and your parents dressed you in those ridiculous outfits? Yeah, that’s what you’re doing right now to your pet.

And before you say, “Chris, it’s just a [enter whatever here].” I’d like to point out that [enter whatever here] isn’t a dolt. It’s a living, breathing creature and it feels pain, gets scared, angry, and yes, even embarrassment. If you don’t believe me, then you’re not paying enough attention to your [enter whatever here] family member.

Change that. Now. Or you’ll end up with this…

demondog