10 Life Lessons: “Army of Darkness” Edition

I’m going to there, straight to the “Army of Darkness” with this post. I found it interesting to watch the evolution of “The Evil Dead” movies as they went from low budget horror to bigger budget horror comedy, with the second one being a mixed bag.

Surprisingly, I enjoyed the first “The Evil Dead” and “Army of Darkness,” less so “Evil Dead II,” but recognize its place in the canon. Especially now that “Ash vs Evil Dead” is a hit on Starz.

Ashley Williams, devout slacker and chronic fuckup, is the king of my horror comedy. Hear him, and be full of wisdom…


10) “Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick!”

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9) “Gimme some sugar, baby.”

8) “Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.”

7) “First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.”

6) “Groovy.”

5) “Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby.”

4) “Well, I’ve got news for you, pal, you ain’t leading but two things right now: Jack and shit… and Jack left town.”

3) “Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.”

2) “It’s a trick. Get an axe.”

1) “Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.”

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